Pro Tip: Kevin Bacon Dance Floor

PRO TIP: Everybody cut, everybody cut. Footloose.

Kevin Bacon has spoken. We can dance at weddings again. Guys!! I repeat, dancing is no longer illegal (insert eye roll).

But, there’s a catch. We need to space out in pods like Billy Idol Dancing With Himself. You want to know what? I’ll take it. I repeat, we. can. dance. again.

Here’s the gist on the actual rules:

  1. Guests can only dance with the people at their table. Perfect. You can escape the possibility of your drunk aunt trying to grind on all of the groomsmen.

  2. Your table will have its own dance zone spaced 6ft apart from others. We can totally still Cha Cha Slide from afar. Watch us Walk It Out.

  3. You still have to wear a mask while dancing. It’s ok. You can hide the fact that you don’t actually know the lyrics to Billy Jean while attempting to lip sync.

I’m mostly excited about each table doing their own dance circle. Instead of the usual giant 1, there will be like 10 simultaneous dance parties. Let’s do this!